Sabrina Chevannes:
Hi everyone, and welcome to this week’s episode of No Bullshit Talks.
I am so pleased to be joined here today by the amazing Alyson Lex, who is a sales copy expert, aren’t you, Allison?
Alyson Lex: I am. That’s what they tell me.
Sabrina Chevannes:
But you are also known as the crazy cat lady. Is that correct?
Alyson Lex:
I am a crazy cat lady. I am. It’s more of a self-earned or self-bestowed title, if you will, but yeah.
Sabrina Chevannes:
So what makes you crazy cat lady? How many cats do you have?
Alyson Lex:
I have eight. Eight cats.
In my defense, you know, I do differ from the crazy cat lady stereotype. I have a husband. I got him before I got seven of those cats, so he didn’t know what he was getting himself into.
Sabrina Chevannes:
And what does he think of all the cats?
Alyson Lex:
We are never going to have this many cats again.
We’ll just leave it there.
No.
Yeah, honestly, I fostered a lot of cats and discovered after a few of them that I’m really bad at that because I have fostered five cats. I still have four of them.
And so I’m not the kind of person that can love on an animal and then let it go to another home. That’s just not one of my superpowers.
Sabrina Chevannes:
How does it work with so many cats? Like, that is just… do they fight? What is going on?
Alyson Lex:
You wouldn’t really be surprised.
So I do have one cat who picks on other cats. I have two girls and the rest are boys. Six boys. One of my cats picks on both of the girls.
So as long as we can keep those guys separated, we’re fine. But when he’s in a mood, sometimes it’s a spray bottle of water.
The rest of them, I mean, they get along just fine. I have pictures of all six boys sleeping on my bed together. No problem.
Sabrina Chevannes:
I love how those gender dominance problems seep into cats as well. Like, that’s really… the boy feels like he should prey on the other girls because, right, you know?
Alyson Lex:
I have my own personal space heaters. There’s always a cat available for your lap.
Some of them just sleep on different beds or in different rooms. It’s really not as crazy as you would think it is.
Sabrina Chevannes:
Where did this obsession with cats come from? Because, I mean, I love cats. I love all animals. I’m obsessed with sloths in a way. I just get distracted by them everywhere I go.
But I don’t own a cat. I never will. It’s quite safe to say.
Alyson Lex:
I never thought I would either.
I don’t think it was really an obsession so much. It’s not like I woke up one day and was like, I want to have cats.
You know, in 2010, I found a cat outside in a storm in the middle of a huge snowstorm, so I brought her in.
Then I met my husband later that year. We got married a couple years later. There was another cat outside in the middle of a heat wave. It was the hottest day of the year. I brought him home. They’re my extreme weather cats.
Then I guess maybe two years after that, we thought we were ready for another cat.
So we went onto Petfinder and we found a pair of brothers. One of the brothers had a ton of applications and the other had special needs and had no applications, and we said we’re going to need both.
So those were three and four.
Then I started fostering. There was a post on Facebook about a cat. It was three days before Christmas. The cat had been dumped by his previous owners and was living terrified under a bush.
We said, no, we’ll bring him home for the holidays and find him a home.
I fell in love with him. He’s the one that picks on everybody.
That same rescue reached out to me and said, “Alyson, you work from home. We have a couple of cats. They were found under a dumpster and they’re really very skittish. Can you take them?”
At the time, I didn’t have a kid, so I had an extra bedroom. Put them in the bedroom, go work in there sometimes, and socialize them. No problem.
Those cats are too skittish. People don’t like skittish cats. They want friendly cats. So they’re essentially unadoptable. So they’re here.
And then the last one we found in my yard right before construction was to start on my house, and I didn’t want the workers to scare her away.
Sabrina Chevannes:
So you don’t really… like, you found them. Do you not get worried that they belong to someone and they haven’t picked them up and they’ll wander back?
Because obviously they would wander back home, I guess, if they were a loved family pet.
Alyson Lex:
Yeah. So with the one that was found under the bush, the rescue did their full due diligence and everything like that before they even said, yeah, you can keep him.
With the two that were found under a dumpster, there were actually a bunch of them and they were found in a box. So it was somebody who threw away a box of kittens, and yeah, we’re just not going to go there.
Then the one in my yard, I actually did a lot of searching in the neighborhood. It wasn’t like she showed up in my yard and I got her.
She was in my yard exclusively for weeks. It was when the construction was going to begin that I decided to bring her home.
Everybody, we checked for microchips, we put flyers up, and we checked with the shelters. So there’s a lot of due diligence.
I never want to take somebody’s pet. But at the same time, if this cat’s going to just be a stray outside…
Sabrina Chevannes:
I’m sure they’re not sad now. That people abandon animals, it’s just really sad.
We’re going to move on from that because it’s going to make me cry.
Alyson Lex:
Yeah, but these guys are all happy, fed, spoiled. They have their own toy box, you know. They’re fine.


